gloomyteens:

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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coolhotdog:

me as an old person

coolhotdog:

me as an old person

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

castiel-nerd-angel:

I’m laughing way too hard