unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

gourmetknights:

remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered

leftbeef:

facebook is starting to get it

leftbeef:

facebook is starting to get it

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

hausofdirectioners:

on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

hausofdirectioners:

on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

judgeable:

do you ever have those days where you feel like getting ready for no reason and clean your room and eat healthy because i don’t

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation