familyfriendlyporno:

the new frozen sequel looks really intense

familyfriendlyporno:

the new frozen sequel looks really intense

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

People want to hear songs with the words they’re afraid to say.
(via dreamsofvodka)

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.

you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.

you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

eggplont:

"you were right"

eggplont:

"you were right"

lindsaylohoean:

the word bed is in shape of a bed this is amusing

theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it