beyoncempire:

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

this is so ironic considering every post jakemalik made had a picture of him on it

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

amp9ra:

louheart:

sadstagram:

YOUR BONES AND INSIDES HAVE NEVER SEEN SUNLIGHT  AND THEY PROBABLY NEVER WILL

unless you get brutally murdered and left outside to rot

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maidenmarvel:

ask-candlelight:

leetakeuchi:

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT IN YOUR DASH.

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Meanwhile with me…

maidenmarvel:

ask-candlelight:

leetakeuchi:

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT IN YOUR DASH.

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Meanwhile with me…

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kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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