the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
this is so ironic considering every post jakemalik made had a picture of him on it
Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend
what Americans imagine being Australian means
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
YOUR BONES AND INSIDES HAVE NEVER SEEN SUNLIGHT AND THEY PROBABLY NEVER WILL
unless you get brutally murdered and left outside to rot
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT IN YOUR DASH.
Meanwhile with me…
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*
white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is